Ole Massa Buss is making Coach Mike Brown whip Kobe Bryant’s ass like Massa Reynold’s had a Slave named James beat the shit out of Kunta Kente. That Caucasoid Buss is a ruthless Mothah Fuckah. Kobe Bryant can’t do anything, but bite his God Damn lip, and bend over while Coach Mike Brown cracks that whip, and violently sodomizes his ass until Massa Buss is satisfied that Kobe Bryant has been thoroughly broken. Kobe is looking at Coach Mike Brown and saying, “God Damn bruh, I know you have to beat my ass, but do you have to do it so hard”. What Time Is It? IT’S BEAT KOBE TIME.