HOW DOES ONE PUT A GOD LIKE KOBE BRYANT INTO A BOX

We feel for you Kobe… Ahh, NOT!

Some would say that as mathematically agile and coordinated Kobe Bryant is on the basketball court, that Kobe Bryant should have seen his divorce coming. You mean to tell me that Kobe Bryant had no one in his camp telling him that California is a Community Property State, and that (10) ten years of marriage is considered a long term marriage.

Think about it, after Kobe went on national TV crying crocodile tears over being charged for rapping a Caucasian Woman in Colorado, he was oblivious to his wife’s cunning, vindictive and calculating plots to financially contain and/or isolate Kobe Bryant via Divorce Decree.

Come on Kobe Bryant, we know you are a dumb jock, but you can’t possibly be that stupid. Oops! Kobe Bryant may be just as stupid as he looks because there was no Prenuptial Agreement between him and his wife.

This leads us into the examination of, HOW DOES ONE PUT A GOD LIKE KOBE BRYANT INTO A BOX? Think of the leverage and/or negotiating power that Kobe Bryant’s NBA Plantation Slave Masters now have over a God like Kobe Bryant. In that, if Kobe Bryant even has an iota of a thought about making business moves related to his personal endeavors, his NBA Plantation Slave Masters have him by his testicles. In that, all the NBA Plantation Slave Masters have to do is tweak and/or manipulate Kobe Bryant’s Child Support Obligation and/or disrupt Vanessa’s high end lifestyle, and set in motion a chain reaction that will place a God like Kobe Bryant into a box that he is not man enough to get out of, and that relinquishes all that Kobe Bryant has as an NBA comodity, to his NBA Plantation Slave Masters. Think about it, when Vanessa’s high end lifestyle is even slightly disturbed, she will run to her Caucasian Lawyer, and her Caucasian Lawyer will force a God like Kobe Bryant to shuffle before a Caucasian Los Angeles County Superior Court Judge, who will then force a God like Kobe Bryant to bow down and submit to Vanessa’s demands, then you will see a God like Kobe Bryant crawl on his hands and knees to his NBA Plantation Slave Masters and say, “YESSA MASSA, I’S GOEN BEE’S A GOOD SLAVE, MASSA”. Let’s not forget, during the 2011 NBA Lockout, we saw Kobe Bryant being worshipped and hailed by fans in China.

We also heard Kobe Bryant grow some testicular fortitude, and nonchalantly utter the words, “IF THE NBA LOCKOUT CONTINUES I WILL SIMPLY PLAY OVER SEA’S, ITS BUSINESS”. I have a funny feeling that a God like Kobe Bryant has changed his tune, and put his testicles back on the shelf, or at-least in NBA Commissioner David Stern’s bottem drawer. Oh, so you disagree, well, let’s ask a God like Kobe Bryant, Kobe do you have any control over where you play basketball? Or do you have to submit to your NBA Plantation Slave Masters? Face it, a God like Kobe Bryant has only three options concerning his NBA Career, and his Self-Actualization as a Man. Oh and did I mention that two of those options leads Kobe Bryant straight to Skid Row. Let me explain, (Option #1) Kobe Bryant remains in his Box and under the jurisdiction of his NBA Plantation Slave Masters conforming to any and every whimsical decision made by his NBA Plantation Slave Masters on Kobe’s behalf, as long as Kobe covers down and does exactly what his NBA Plantation Slave Masters tell him to do. (Option #2) Kobe Bryant walks to Skid Row sits down on the curb and declares his emancipation from his NBA Plantation Slave Masters by uttering the following proclamation, “FUCK YOU! LEAD ATTORNEY FESIA A. DAVENPORT OF THE LOS ANGELES COUNTY CHILD SUPPORT SERVICES DEPARTMENT, AND FUCK YOU! NBA PLANTATION SLAVE MASTERS, FREE AT LAST…FREE AT LAST…THANK GOD ALMIGHTY, I AM FREE AT LAST”. (Option #3) Kobe Bryant considers an attempt at executing an “O.J. SIMPSON” which without a Dream Team Lawyer, like Johnny Cochran, Kobe Bryant will surely find himself behind bars, after which, Kobe Bryant will report to Skid Row and sit on the curb without gaining any satisfaction and/or liberation from uttering the words, “FUCK YOU! LEAD ATTORNEY FESIA A. DAVENPORT OF THE LOS ANGELES COUNTY CHILD SUPPORT SERVICES DEPARTMENT, AND FUCK YOU! NBA PLANTATION SLAVE MASTERS, FREE AT LAST…FREE AT LAST…THANK GOD ALMIGHTY…I AM FREE AT LAST”. And that sums up, HOW DOES ONE PUT A GOD LIKE KOBE BRYANT INTO A BOX.

Don’t Sleep! Professional Sports no-longer have the influence over the population they once had. In that, as Educated Americans worry more-and-more about how to provide food and shelter for their families, the viewership of Professional Sports is steadily declining. Hence, watching an Uneducated Slave like Kobe Bryant get paid millions of dollar to put a ball in a hole is merely salt on the economic wounds of Educated Americans struggling to put food on their tables and make payments on their under-water and/or worthless mortgages. Really! Kobe Bryant, an Uneducated Slave, who provides no intellectual capital to the Global Economy what so ever, yet Kobe Bryant and the rest of his NBA Slave Buddies get paid millions of dollars to put a ball in a hole, while Educated Americans like School Teachers, who represent the back bone of America’s future Competitiveness in an Intellectually Driven Global Economy, are relegated to low wages, budget cuts and/or massive layoffs, something must give. Just like NASA eventually became obsolete, so will the over paying of Uneducated Professional Athletes who provide no added value to the Global Economy. Mark these words, Kobe Bryant and the rest of his Uneducated NBA Slave Buddies will eventually play the game of basketball for minimum wage (i.e. $20,000.00 per year, if that) or they will walk their Dumb Ass’s straight to Skid Row without passing GO, and without collecting $200.00. America can no-longer afford to waste Precious Resources on the swift, strong and illiterate. She must now invest her Precious Resources into efficient intellectual endurance, or she will maintain a steady course towards absolute decay and decline.

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