This is Bravo-Elite (a.k.a. CHAMP) Code Name: KILO-NOVEMBER-UTAH-CHARLIE-KILO-LIMA-ECKO-BRAVO-ROMEO-ALPHA-INDIA-NOVEMBER-SIX-SIX-ONE-NINER-SIX-NINER requesting permission to transmit prime directive report via internet blog?
KNUCKLE-BRAIN this GOLF-WHISKEY-CHARLIE-OSCAR-LIMA-LIMA-INDIA-ECKO-ROMEO-ONE-ONE-NINER-ONE-NINER-FOUR-TREE, you are GO for transmission.
Roger that GOLF-WHISKEY,
REPORT: Caucasian’s and Mammy hostiles have executed one grandchild, code name: MIKE-INDIA-SAM-HOTEL-ALPHA-HOTEL the remaining two grandchildren are being held hostage. Brave-Elite was forced to stand-down due to litigation restrictions placed on him by Caucasoid Judicial Officers. The Government has proven inoperative and/or obsolete when it comes to the enforcement of its Constitution, thus rendering the 14th Amendment null and void. Bravo-Elite is requesting a STRIKE-BRIGADE from GRANDADDY-ECHOLON-ONE, with the same magnitute that was recently dropped on Chelsea Henryville, Indiana. Stand-by to copy coordinates, BREAK: (Longitude ONE-ONE-SEVEN/Latitude TREE-TREE.) Be advised, all Top-Secret and/or Classified Data in this transmission have been fused with DNA Composite and U.S. Treasury Notes. Data has been re-configured as Cryonized-Nano-Dust-Encryptions and up-loaded to DoD Mainframe (a.k.a. The BEAST.)