This is Bravo-Elite (a.k.a. CHAMP) Code Name: KILO-NOVEMBER-UTAH-CHARLIE-KILO-LIMA-ECKO-BRAVO-ROMEO-ALPHA-INDIA-NOVEMBER-SIX-SIX-ONE-NINER-SIX-NINER requesting permission to transmit prime directive report via internet blog?
KNUCKLE-BRAIN this is GOLF-WHISKEY-CHARLIE-OSCAR-LIMA-LIMA-INDIA-ECKO-ROMEO-ONE-ONE-NINER-ONE-NINER-FOUR-TREE, you are GO for transmission.
Roger that GOLF-WHISKEY,
REPORT: Caucasian’s and Mammy hostiles have executed one grandchild, code name: MIKE-INDIA-SAM-HOTEL-ALPHA-HOTEL the remaining two grandchildren are being held hostage. Brave-Elite was forced to stand-down due to litigation restrictions placed on him by Caucasoid Judicial Officers. The Government has proven inoperative and/or obsolete when it comes to the enforcement of its Constitution, thus rendering the 14th Amendment null and void. Bravo-Elite is requesting a STRIKE-BRIGADE from GRANDADDY-ECHELON-ONE, with the same magnitude that was recently dropped on Chelsea Henryville, Indiana. Stand-by to copy coordinates, BREAK: (Longitude ONE-ONE-SEVEN/Latitude TREE-TREE.) Be advised, all Top-Secret and/or Classified Data in this transmission have been fused with DNA Composite and U.S. Treasury Notes. Data has been re-configured as Cryonized-Nano-Dust-Encryptions and up-loaded to DoD Mainframe (a.k.a. The BEAST.)
Bravo-Elite is standing-by for authorization to in-put incineration codes. Welcome to the 21st Century via internet time code, General. It’s good to see you again Sir. Nothing further to report…KNUCKLE-BRAIN…OUT
General George William Collier, the best damn Daddy that ever set-foot on this God-Damn Planet. Many soothsayer’s will attempt to impose Spooky and/or Fictitious Deities (i.e. Allah, Jehovah, Yahweh and Jesus) on gullible Humanoids, while at the same time excluding and/or down playing Soldiers like General George William Collier who epitomized the reality of The Supreme Being. So, step-off Preacher, General George William Collier is on the scene. Thanks for the training Daddy. Hashim Domenick Bomani (a.k.a. The Unique Dominator), Chelsea Olivia Brooke Bomani (a.k.a. Chel-Chel) and Bravo-Elite are glad to have you back General, we are ready to receive battle instructions.