I RECEIVED A CALL FROM A GENTLEMAN NAMED GEORGE COLLIER WHO HAD AN INTERESTING ENCOUNTER WITH MR. RAUL LARA IN 1986. GEORGE SAID, “I LOOKED UP TO MR. LARA AS I RESPECTED THE FACT THAT RAUL LARA WAS SO SHORT IN STATURE YET HE EXECUTED THE MIDDLE LINEBACKER POSITION WITH EXTREME HEART. GEORGE SAID, “HE CONSIDERED MR. LARA TO BE A ROLE MODEL BACK THEN.” HOWEVER, “IN 1986 RAUL LARA WAS A SEASONAL CITY EMPLOYEE.  AND ONE DAY GEORGE COLLIER PULLED UP ON THE SIDE OF A LONG BEACH CITY TRUCK AND GEORGE SAW HIS IDLE RAUL LARA SITTING IN THE PASSENGER SIDE OF THE CITY TRUCK.” GEORGE SAID, “HE WAS DRIVING IN HIS DATSUN B210 WITH RAUL’S BROTHER, MIGUEL LARA, AND AS GEORGE LOOKED UP TO EXCITINGLY ACKNOWLEDGE HIS ROLE MODEL, RAUL LARA.” GEORGE COLLIER SAYS, “HE WAS CRUSHED WHEN RAUL LARA RESPONDED TO GEORGE WITH THE MIDDLE FINGER.” GEORGE COLLIER SAID, “THAT MOMENT IN TIME WAS ETCHED IN HIS BRAIN MATTER EVER SINCE.”

MR. GEORGE COLLIER ENDED OUR CONVERSATION WITH THE FOLLOWING: “F%CK YOU TOO! RAUL LARA, YOU LOW DOWN DIRTY CROOKED MOTHAH-F%CKING FRAUD!”

RUMOR HAS IT: THAT DPO/HEAD-COACH RAUL LARA WAS FORCED TO RESIGN AFTER 13-YEARS AS HEAD-COACH OF THE LONG BEACH POLYTECHNIC JACKRABBITS BECAUSE DPO/HEAD-COACH RAUL LARA WAS CAUGHT STEALING BOOSTER CLUB PARAPHERNALIA AND SELLING IT ON THE SIDE. F%CKING THIEF!