Eazy-E once described Snoop Doggy Dogg as being “Only 60 pounds when he was wet and wearing boots”. Now this is interesting because one would agree that Snoop Doggy Dogg is “Light in the Ass”. Whereas, his female counterpart has been voluptuously blessed with a well endowed ass. However, it appears that Snoop Doggy Dogg outperforms the Black Woman in the hair department. In that, Black Women suffer from what is called stunted hair growth, thus, making Synthetic Hair and/or Hair Weaves the number one product sold to Black Women. Whereas Snoop Doggy Dogg has no problem with stunted hair growth, and therefore, Snoop Doggy Dogg flamboyantly flaunts his long luxurious hair as if to be taunting “Bald headed Black Bitches” for having an Ass that “Niggah’s will kill for”. Can it be that Snoop Doggy Dogg secretly dreams of having a Genetically Superior Ass just like the Black Woman? Hell, so-called Gangster Rappers “Sag” their pants for the sole purpose of exposing their Ass’s. Be that as it may, so-called Gangster Rapper Snoop Doggy Dogg who possesses an Emaciated, Scrawny and/or Genetically Inferior Gluteus-Maximus must experience at-least an iota of shame and/or self-loathing embarrassment when he attempts the “Sag” like a “Fag” and/or the rest of his Homies. Think about it, what type of Ass would you rather see pants “Sagging” on, a “Starved, Decrepit and/or Frail Snoop Doggy Dog Ass”, or a “Rump Shaking Big Booty Black Bitch Straight outta Compton Ass”. It’s as if the Universe has ordained that the Black Man will take on Feminine Characteristics, and the Black Female will take on Masculine Characteristic. Or what we could be witnessing, is the direct result of the Demon-rat” Chemically Induced Foods, and their effects on the Black Humanoid, who knows? But what we do know for a fact, is that this is a topic that Nation of Islam and/or Scientology Leader Louis Farrakhan, Dr. Phil and/or Dr. Drew will not touch.
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So, Snoop Puppy Pup is basically over-compensating for his deficiencies in the ass department when he flaunts his long luxurious hair, something the Big Ass Black Female cannot achieve naturally due to stunted hair growth. Now that is an interesting observation.