This is how one makes the lazy, shiftless, do nothing, over-paid; bunker-bitch Politicians and their Number-Crunching-Gimp Economists shit on themselves. BEHOLD, the Cost Benefit Analysis that every Retarded-Gimp-Politician Dreads.

This is Maria; she is a Public Service Sector Employee. Maria has neither a formal education nor test scores that will validate and/or verify her qualifications as a Public Service Sector Employee. Hence, Maria works (7) seven days a week, from sun-up to sun-down [7(12) = 84 Hour Per Week] picking Fruits and Vegetables that sustain the Public and/or Constituents she serves. Hence, the Public can always find Maria at her (12) twelve-hour-day post, where she diligently, industriously and faithfully executes her Public Service Sector Duties with Honor and Dignity. Maria never calls in sick, never misses her Fruits and Vegetables Quota and never shirks and/or shams in her duties and responsibilities as a Public Service Sector Employee. One can truly say that, “Maria literally has the public eating right out of her hands”. Unfortunately, Maria receives the following, Chronically Below the Poverty Threshold, compensation: [$1.75 Per Hour = $21.00 Per Day = $147.00 Per Week = $588.00 Per Month = $7,056.00 Per Year] – [Arbitrary Federal and State Taxes (% TBD)].

This is Los Angeles County Board of Supervisor The “Honorable” Don Knabe; he is an Elected Public Service Sector Employee. It is assumed that The “Honorable” Don Knabe possesses at-least a High School Diploma and/or GED, however The “Honorable” Don Knabe continues to evade the Publics request to release all of his academic test scores in order to validate and/or verify his qualifications as an Elected Public Service Sector Employee. Interestingly, the Public is unable to verify The “Honorable” Don Knabe’s work hours because The “Honorable” Don Knabe continues to evade the Publics request for an Itemized Micro-Managed Daily Schedule which anecdotally Details exactly what The “Honorable” Don Knabe does as an Elected Public Service Sector Employee. Therefore, if one were to give The “Honorable” Don Knabe the benefit of the doubt, and merely assume that The “Honorable” Don Knabe works (5) five days a week, from 09:00AM to 05:00PM [5(8) = 40 Hour Per Week] doing nothing but taking [2 Hour Interval Shits] between his ducking and dodging the Public and/or so-called “Constituents” he claims to serve. Hence, the Public cannot always find The “Honorable” Don Knabe at his post, he is always (MIA) Missing in Action when the Public has issues and/or concerns about Managerial Staff that The “Honorable” Don Knabe is supposed to be Supervising. This suggests that The Honorable” Don Knabe is not diligently, industriously, loyally and/or faithfully executing his Public Service Sector Duties with Honor and Dignity. Be that as it may, The “Honorable” Don Knabe must be a draining liability on the American Healthcare System because if the Public cannot find The “Honorable” Don Knabe at his post he must be sick, and/or derelict in his duties and responsibilities as an Elected Public Service Sector Employee. One can truly say that, The “Honorable” Don Knabe has the Taxpaying Public duped, as they eat “Don Knabe Bull-Shit” and pay The “Honorable” Don Knabe for doing nothing. Fortunately and/or Disgustingly, The “Honorable” Don Knabe receives the following compensation: [$1.43 Per Second = $85.95 Per Hour = $687.65 Per Day = $3,438.25 Per Week = $14,899.08 Per Month = $178,789.00 Per Year] + [Arbitrary Federal and State Tax Deductions and/or Loopholes (TBD)].