SORRY KCAL 9: BUT EVELYN TAFT IS NOT GENETICALLY QUALIFIED TO REPORT THE WEATHER…

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WE WANT YANET GARCIA!

EAT YOUR HEART OUT ANGELA RYE!

BE ADVISED KTLA 5, VERA JIMENEZ IS NOT GENETICALLY QUALIFIED FOR TV… WE WANT YANET GARCIA!

KICK ROCKS VERA YOUR FLAT ASS IS NOT TO STANDARD… YOU’RE FIRED!

ANGELA RYE CAN’T COMPETE WITH NET WORTH AND GLUTES… BEHOLD: THE FLAT ASS MANLESS ANGELA RYE!

BADU PUT THAT¬†BARON SAMEDI VOODOO ON COMMON’¬†ASS. THINK ABOUT IT, THE NET WORTH OF BADU AND WILLIAM IS ASTRONOMICAL. RYE ON THE OTHER HAND, WILL TAKE COMMON FOR ALL HE HAS… PLUS BADU AND WILLIAMS HAVE SUPERIOR AND FANTASTIC GLUTES… RYE ON THE OTHER HAND, HAS A FLAT NON-PERSONALITY ASS. HEY RYE, YOU BETTER EAT SOME GODDAMN SPINACH IN ORDER TO BUILD UP YOUR OLIVE OYL IRON BOARD BACKSIDE. DUMB BITCH! ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT THAT BLACK SHIT AND SHE HAS A 1920’s WHITE WOMAN’S ASS. RYE IS A GOLDDIGGING-OPPORTUNISTIC-MARSHMELLO-SNOWFLAKE. THE BITCHES NET WORTH IS, ACCORDING TO GOOGLE, $200 MILLION… HOLY SHIT, I STAND CORRECTED, COMMON’ NET WORTH IS $35 MILLION… YEAH COMMON, MARRY THAT BITCH AND TAKE HALF OF ALL HER SHIT!