NEW YORK – NOVEMBER 28: (U.S. TABS OUTS & HOLLYWOOD REPORTER OUT) Actress Dame Judi Dench and Harvey Weinstein attend a special screening for The Weinstein Company’s Mrs. Henderson November 28, 2005 in New York City. (Photo by Scott Wintrow/Getty Images)

AH-HAH! Baseball, America’s favorite pastime. Surely, if one is not passing the time by having sex or masturbating, which should not take too long if the proper stimuli is presented. Ouch! What the hell does sex and masturbation have to do with the game of Baseball? Well let’s put this American Pastime under the microscope and see what it offers. In the game of Baseball, testosterone driven men make sexually vulgar gestures by grabbing their crouch and using a long dark bat (Penis) to hit a little white ball (Caucasian Sperm or Recessive Genetic Material) out of a park  and/or stadium shaped like a females uterus. There is nothing more masculine then to watch these testosterone driven men spit gooey, semen like substances out of their mouths, while they attempt to hit a home run or score on a baseball diamond that personifies the anatomy of the females sex organs. It would be interesting to observe the behavioral dynamic of both fans and players if one were to replace the little white ball with a little black ball and replace the long dark bat with a long white bat, and bring in the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders and place them in a protected area visible to both fans and players. Oh, and if man was designed to go nine innings during sexual intercourse, the entire planet would shift on its axis and slow its rotation to 9 miles per hour. So let the Brain Cells begin to bust because you have just been served a bowl of the most vicious and violent sexual assault called Baseball. For you college students seeking a hypothesis or thesis statement for your dissertation, try this one on for size: Which American Professional Sport (i.e. Baseball, Football, Basketball or Golf) contributes to an increase in crimes of incest and/or sexual assault upon Caucasian females in general and “Non-White” females in particular?

One cannot escape the many sexual connotations being played out in the game of Football. The oblong shaped football is designed as a double sided female breast, which is hiked through the Centers legs to the Quarterback who is in a Doggy Style position behind the Center grunting cadences that place the Big Brown Ball in motion. The game of Football is also reminiscent of a Plantation Frame of Reference, in that, the game is owned and controlled by Financially Powerful Caucasian Men (Slave Masters), who use Big Black Men (Bucks and/or Super Slaves) to entertain and amuse the Mainstream Caucasian Collective. It should also be noted that, the NFL is so violent and/or brutal on the Players body that the average playing career for NFL Players is (3) three years. However, the NFL is particularly, violent on Black Players because Black Players are competing for what Malcolm X would have called, “A position on the White Man’s Rectangular Plantation”. Many Black NFL Players lack the intellectual acumen and/or budgetary skill-set in order to contemplate and/or prepare for a future beyond their NFL careers. And that is why many NFL players, particularly, Black NFL Players find themselves bankrupt and/or destitute once they can no-long perform on that Rectangular Plantation known as The Grid-Iron. One must over-and-under-stand, that the Caucasian Collective is Hard-Wired, Pre-Disposed and/or dedicated to insuring the preservation and maintenance of “White Genetic Survival”. In that, since the Black Male possesses the greatest threat to “White Genetic Survival”, the Caucasian Brain Computer must set in motion the conscious and unconscious control and/or neutralization of the Black Male Threat. It is so obvious to see the racially charged components in the game of Football, in that, one can observe the over arching theme of White vs. Black being played out in the game of Football. Hence, every game puts White Jerseys against Dark Jerseys, while the big, burly and physically powerful NFL Players fight ferociously with each other to get that Big Brown Ball (Sperm and/or Black Genetic Material) across White Lines or in the End Zone (Caucasian Vagina.) Oh, and if these ferocious NFL Players cannot get that Big Brown Ball into the End Zone, they can settle for a field goal, where that Big Brown Ball is kicked through some up-right Goldilocks Legs (Caucasian Vagina.) And let’s not forget what keeps these Big Black Testosterone Driven Brutes motivated to score. Exactly, you guessed it, the creamy thighs of those sexy, beautiful and scantily clad Cheerleaders who shake their ass’s and spread their legs when those Ferocious Big Black Testosterone Driven Brutes place that Big Brown Ball (Sperm and Black Genetic Material) into the End Zone or through the up-right Goldilocks legs (Caucasian Vagina.)