SO AMERICA, YOU STILL WANT TO PLAY…

ASHAY MOTHER-F%CKAH’S…ASHAY!

LET THE GAMES BEGIN MOTHER-F%CKAH’S

ECHO-1…ECHO-1… THIS IS BRAVO-ELITE… REQUESTING PERMISSION THE TRANSMIT REPORT…

BRAVO-ELITE THIS IS ECHO-1… YOU ARE GO FOR TRANSMISSION…

RODGER THAT ECHO-1…

BE ADVISED ECHO-1, ALL PROTOCOL AND TACTICAL FORCES HAVE BEEN INOCULATED AND RECEIVED BRIEFINGS CONCERNING THE ACTIVATION OF ANTIBIOTIC-RESISTANT-BACTERIAL-SUPERBUG… I REPEAT ALL PROTOCOL AND TACTICAL FORCES HAVE BEEN INOCULATED AND RECEIVED BRIEFINGS CONCERNING THE ACTIVATION OF ANTIBIOTIC-RESISTANT-BACTERIAL-SUPERBUG… BE ADVISED ECHO-1 WE READ YOU LOUD AND CLEAR…

BE ADVISED ECHO-1, COMMANDANT HUGO CHAVEZ (N7°18’1.836″, W66°8’27.9594″) HAS TRANSITIONED DUE TO POSSIBLE BIO-CHEMICAL CONTAMINATION BY THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT AND/OR CIA OPERATIVES… PARADISE PACKET HAS BEEN SUBMITTED…

BRAVO-ELITE IS REQUESTING IMMEDIATE ACTIVATION OF TACTICAL ELITE TEAM CERBERUS-CHAVEZ…

…NOTHING ELSE FOLLOWS

BRAVO-ELITE…OUT