WHAT EXACTLY DOES ELMO AND THE POPE HAVE IN COMMON?

HOLY F%CKING SHIT! Is it not outrageous that Muppeteer Kevin Clash is being ostracized for sticking his hand up a little boys ass, yet when it was conclusively evidenced that Catholic Church Officials were sodomizing and sticking their hands up the rectum of children, no-one even hinted that the Pope should resign. Come on people, you know that any man who makes a career out of sticking his hand up the ass of a World Renown Puppet like Elmo is a God Damn Pedophile. Chalk one up for the Universal Laws of Pantheism and Divine Retribution for forcing these clowns into “Reaping What They Have Sewn.”