HOLY F%CKING SHIT! First Janet Jackson is unable to snatch a phone from Paris Jackson’s hand, and now President Obama shoots bricks and air balls on Easter, while so-called “GENETICALLY SUPERIOR AND/OR SUPERSTAR ATHLETES” develop split-second osteoporosis and shatters his leg. [Medical note: osteoporosis is a disease in which bones become fragile and more likely to fracture. Usually the bone loses density, which measures the amount of calcium and minerals in the bone]
Be advise Mother-F%ckah’s! Something is on this F%CKED-UP PLANET, and it is chewing bubble gum and taking Mother-F%cking Names…
GOD-DAMN, IT IS A GREAT DAY TO BE ALIVE!
Look at this shit, and tell me that this is not some “HIGH FREQUENCY WHITE NOISE BONE SHATTERING SHIT.” And you Stupid Mother-F%ckah’s wonder why Kobe Bryant can’t wait to get the F%ck out of the NBA. Don’t sleep, something is on scene, and it is coming for you, MOTHER-F%CKAH’S, and JESUS cannot save you.