“MEN ARE FROM MARS, WOMEN ARE FROM VENUS FLY TRAPS”
LIKE THE VENUS FLY TRAP, WOMEN ARE ALL THE SPERM THEY ABSORB
The Venus flytrap and/or The Female Vagina (Dionaea muscipula) is a carnivorous organism native to subtropical wetlands on the East Coast of the United States in North Carolina and South Carolina. It catches its prey—chiefly insects, arachnids, BETA Simps, White Knights, Blue Pills and Manginas — with a trapping structure formed by the terminal portion of each of the organisms leaves / labias, which is triggered by tiny hairs/pubes/clitoris (called “trigger hairs” or “sensitive hairs”) on their inner surfaces. When an insect or spider crawling along the leaves contacts a hair, the trap prepares to close, snapping shut only if another contact occurs within approximately twenty seconds of the first strike. Triggers may occur if one-tenth of the insect is within contact. The requirement of redundant triggering in this mechanism serves as a safeguard against wasting energy by trapping objects with no nutritional value, and the plant will only begin digestion after five more stimuli to ensure it has caught a live bug worthy of consumption. Dionaea is a monotypic genus closely related to the waterwheel plant (Aldrovanda vesiculosa) and sundews (Drosera), all of which belong to the family Droseraceae.
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