THREE MANDATORY OPERATIONAL TACTICS NEEDED TO SECURE KIM KARDASIAN’S HEART, MIND, AND SOUL

OPERATION #1. ESTABLISH, ENFORCE AND FILTER A COMMUNICATIONS BARRICADE BETWEEN KIM AND HER MOTHER CHRIS JENNER.

OPERATION #2. SLIP LAMAR ODOM A DOUBLE DOSE OF VIAGRA OR CIALIS SO HE CAN PUT THAT MANDINGO ON CHLOE KARDASHIAN TO KEEP HER ESTROGEN LEVELS IN FEMININE MODE, AND THUS DIVERTING CHLOE’S ATTENTION FROM KIM’S RELATIONSHIPS AND THEREFORE, SQUELCHING AND/OR ISOLATING CHLOE’S NEED TO POSE AS KIM’S MALE MASCULINITY BOROMETER, OR MAN EXECUTIONER.

OPERATION #3. KEEP AND MAINTAIN AN ASSERTIVE AND AFFIRMATIVE BERRY WHITE WHISPER BETWEEN KIM’S RIGHT EAR AND HER JUGULAR VEIN AS A SIMPLE REMINDER TO KIM OF WHO IS IN CHARGE.

THAT IS HOW A MAN WILL BE ABLE TO CAPTURE AND SECURES KIM’S HEART, MIND AND SOUL. KRIS HUMPHRIES MAY HAVE HAD OPERATIONAL TACTIC #3 DOWN PAT, BUT PROVED TACTICALLY INOPERATIVE IN OPERATIONS #1 AND #2, WHICH ARE SEQUENTIALLY MANDATED FOR SUCCESS.

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