SAT: ADVERSITY SCORE… YOU CAN’T MAKE THIS SHIT UP!

SOFTASS GANSTAHS

WE IS GOIN TO COLEJE. MY NIGGAH

Image result for tupac SMOKE gifYO HOMIE, TELL ME AGAIN, HOW MANY BULLET HOLES WILL IT TAKE TO GET ME INTO OXFORD, YALE AND/OR HARVARD? YO HOMIE, I UNDERSTAND THAT BY LIVING IN A FATHERLESS HOME, I CAN GET INTO ANY IVY LEAGUE COLLEGE OR UNIVERSITY WITHOUT PAYING A DIME. YO HOMIE, MY GUIDANCE COUNSELOR SAID, I CAN EVEN GET PAID TO ATTEND AN IVY LEAGUE COLLEGE OR UNIVERSITY IF MY JUNIOR HIGH AND HIGH SCHOOL RECORDS SHOW THAT I HAVE ASSAULTED MY TEACHERS AT LEAST 10 TIMES. CHECK THIS HOMIE, I EVEN GET MORE MONEY AND A PRESCRIPTION FOR HIGHLY POTENT MARIJUANAImage result for SNOOP SMOKE GIF WHILE AT COLLEGE IF MAY HIGH SCHOOL RECORDS SHOW THAT I HAVE PISTOL WHIPPED AT LEAST ONE OF MY TEACHERS. YEAH HOMIE, THEY SAY IF I VOTE DEMOCRAT FOR LIFE THE IVY LEAGUE COLLEGE OR UNIVERSITY WILL PAY MY RENT FOR AN APARTMENT AND/OR CONDO OFF CAMPUS… ALSO, IF I SHOW UP TO MY CLASSES FOR JUST (5) FIVE MINUTES THE DEAN OF THE COLLEGE WILL LET ME DRIVE HIS/HER CAR ON THE WEEKENDS… GET THIS HOMIE, I CAN’T READ OR WRITE… GUESS WHAT HOMIE, MY NIGGAH, I’M GOING TO COLLEGE! 

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